thanks for the watch

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Say Jim, that's a bad outfit! Whooo!

Thankyou lots for the watch~!

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CLAMP's Interview

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::The crowd gathered in the middle of the large park, wondering why the heck they were there. They just got up that morning with an urge to be there, and here they were. All of them were facing a large, marble platform in the middle of the park clearing. All of a sudden, a small cat hops up onto the platform, cleaning itself for a few moments, it's soft, reddish fur gleaming in the light of the sun. Once it was done, it turned to face them, eyes going wide before it spoke. SPOKE!::

O___O "I...AM...YOUR.....GOD!!!"

::WTF?::

! "Bow down before me my children, for I am he who created you! I have come down to see, to watch, to mingle among my creations, and you gathered here today are those I find worthy of knowing of my plight!"

::They all just stared at him like he was nuts. Some looked around to see where the voice was really coming from. Soon enough though, they were all snickering, wondering just what this stupid show was all about.::

>O! "Wait...why are you laughing?! Do you think this some kind of joke? Don't you know what I did to this world the last time someone pissed me off?! That's right, I drowned all of you little specs of animated dirt and started over again! Who do you think you are?! That's it....keep on laughing. Do you know what I plan to do to you now? Huh? Do you?!"

:f course, the laughter continued, some even approaching the platform and began poking at God like he was some animal! *Cough*..Okay...scratch that. God's fur began to bristle.::

>.<!! "Okay! That's it!! You've done it now! It's time for you to feel the wrath of GOD!!"

::Low and behold, darkness began to engulf the light, it's swirling, inky blackness seemingly alive, having a mind of it's own. It surrounded the crowd of none believers, causing wide spread panic, but they couldn't seem to move. The small cat sat there upon the platform with a knowing gaze, raising one paw into the air, and then lowering it. Out of the darkness struck a black, quick silver streaked lightning, blasting each and every person gathered there into ash. Soon the dark storm would recede and dissipate completely. Nothing was left but a big pile of ash. God hopped down from the platform and padded on over to the middle of that pile where he promptly dug himself a little pit and squatted, taking a cute lil' poo right into the ashes. Once done, he took a piss too, and then used his hind paws to cover it all up before padding down from the pile and moved away from the scene in haughty form.::

-.- "Hmph...bastards."